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These Are Your Firsts

"These Are Your Firsts"
Answer these questions and then tag as much people as you can so they can do the same thing.

1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
Hmm... Wallflower ako eh.

2. What was your 1st alcoholic drink?
I don't drink alcohol.

3. What was your FIRST job?
Operations Assistant sa isang international clothing company...

4. What was your FIRST car?
Beat Magnum na Tamiya!!!! >w< Pero gusto ko sana ng Porsche Boxter para sa 1st car. +u+

5. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Si Globe. >w< "Yayaman ka today!..." Wahahahaha... Mahal talaga ako ni Globe.

6. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Yung huling taong inisip ko kagabi. My dear minstrel, Jed-kun~

7. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Teacher Mora~ Whee~ Hi ma'am!

8. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Maski paper airplane di pa ako nakakasakay eh. XP.

9. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
Itsh a secret. >w<.

10. Where was your FIRST sleepover?
Sa bahay ni Bestfriend. >w<.

11. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Si Mama, syempre.

12. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Kasal ng kaibigan ng tita ko. Kulang kasi sila ng flower girl.

13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Dinilat ang mga mata ko.

14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Full Volume concert sa UST Medicine Auditorium.

15. FIRST tattoo?
Stick on lang. Tapos dinikit ko sa kaibigan ko nung di siya nakatingin. >w<.

16. First piercing?
Yung isang pair sa tenga, pwede ba un?

17. First foreign country you've been to?
Japan... in my Dream World. Lolz.

18. FIRST movie you remember seeing in the theater?
The Little Mermaid~ Whee~ Under the sea... under the sea...

19. When was your FIRST detention?
Squat lang uso sa amin eh. Dalawang beses ko lang ginawa un kasi napagtripan ung klase namin. Buong class naka-squat.

20. What was the first state you lived in?
State... State of childhood? Lolz.

21. Who was your FIRST roommate?
Si Mama.. hanggang ngaun... Lolz.

22. If you had one wish. What would it be?
Na meron pang second wish. XD.

23. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
Madami eh. Gusto ko parang si John Doe ako na maraming alam... *sings* ang henyo ng henerasyon~

24. Who do you think will be the next person to post this?
Hmm... Sabi ng aking horrorskop, isang taong malapit sa akin ang susunod na mag post nito. >w<.

12 Types of Employees

 
 
 





Sa mata ng isang boss, may isang dosenang klase lang ng empleyado...







CLOWNS
- ang official kenkoy ng office. May mga one-liner na gumigising sa lahat kapag nagkakaantukan na. Sabi ng ilang boss, eto raw yung mga KSP sa office na dahil hindi naman matalino, o kadalasang matalino na tamad lang, eh dinadaan na lang sa patawa ang pagpapapansin. Pero aaminin ko, walang opisinang walang ganito, at kung meron man, magigigng malaking sakripisyo ang pagpasok sa work araw-araw




GEEKS
- mga taong walang pakialam sa mundo. Papel, boss, at computer lang ang iniintindi. Kahit na mainit na ang ulo ng boss at bad trip, ang mga geeks ang walang takot na lumalapit sa boss at nagtatanong kung mag-iiba ang result ng entry kung isa-substitute ang value ng debit sa credit.





HOLLOW MAN
- may 2 uri ng H.M. virus, ang Type A at Type B. Ang type A ay ang empleyado na madalas na invisible sa office, bakante ang upuan, madalas absent. Ang type B naman ang pumapasok sa office bagamat present eh inivisible naman ang work, at hollow ang utak.


SPICE GIRLS
 
- barkadahan ng mga magkaka-ibigang babae mahilig gumimik, sabay-sabay pero laging late na pumapasok. Madalas na may hawak na hairbrush at songhits [how jologs!-uso pa ba to?]. Pag pinagawan mo ng group works, sila ang madalas na magkaka-grupo.


DA GWAPINGS
- ang male counterpart ng Spice Girls, isinilang para magpa-cute. Konti lang ang members nito, 2-3 lang para mas pansin ang bawat isa. Tulad ng Spice Girls, kadalasang puro Hair Gel lang ang laman ng utak ng mga Da Gwapings.






CELEBRITIES
- Politicians, Athletes, Performers. Politician ang mga palaban na empleyado na mas nag-aalala pa sa kalagayan ng kompanya at mga kapwa empleyado kesa sa performance. Athletes ang ilang 'varsitarians' na kung gaano kabilis pumasok eh ganon kabagal mag-work. Performers naman ang mga empleyado na kaya lang yata pumapasok eh para makasayaw, kumanta, at makatula sa stage kapag organizational day. Sa pangkalahatan, ang mga celebs ay matindi ang PR, pero mababa ang IQ.


GUINNESS
- mga record holders pagdating sa persistence. Pilit pinupunan ang mga kakulangan sa katalinuhan. Sila ang mga kadalasang nagtatagumpay sa buhay. Masinop sa work. Mabilis mag-work, kahit na laging mali. (hahaha)


LEATHER GOODS
- mga empleyadong maling uri ng determinasyon meron. Laging determinado ang mga ito sa harapang pangungupit, bulgarang pandaraya, at palagiang pagpapalapad ng papel sa boss. Talo ang mga buwaya sa pakapalan.






WEIRDOS
- mga problematic employee, misunderstood daw, kadalasang tinatawag na black sheep ng office. May kanya-kanya silang katangian, konti ang kaibigan, madalas mapaaway, mababa ang evaluation, at boss's enemy.


MGA ANAK NI RIZAL
- Ang mga Endangered Species kumbaga. Straight 'A' employees pero well rounded at hindi geeks. Boss's pet pero hindi sipsip.Busy sa work pero may oras pa rin sa extra-curricular activities, at gimiks.. Hanep!




BOB ONGS
- Mga medjo matino na may sayad...






COMMONERS
- mga generic na member ng class. Kulang sa individuality, at katangiang umuukit sa isipan. Hindi sila agad napapansin ng boss pag absent, at sa paglipas ng panahon, sila ang mga taong nakakalimutan ng mga boss at co-employees nila.


Ikaw, san ka kabilang?

Happy Birthday, Napolde!!!!

Now, go check your mail...

n_n;

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IF by Rudyard Kipling

IF

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

I am standing here

I am standing at the other side of the planet
Can you hear me from there?

I can't see you but surely
You are out there somewhere

I am standing at the other side of the planet
When will you come here to take me?

Sun and Stars



There is a total solar eclipse happening today, and it will be visible in parts of the world where midnight sun is possible. (Philippines not included... awww....)

More information on today's solar eclipse here.


Name Numerology

You entered: XX XXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXXX

There are 21 letters in your name.
Those 21 letters total to 90
There are 10 vowels and 11 consonants in your name.

Your number is: 9

The characteristics of #9 are: Humanitarian, giving nature, selflessness, obligations, creative expression.

The expression or destiny for #9:
The expression that you exhibit is represented bythe number 9. Your talents center in humanistic interests and approaches. You like to help others as you were intended to be the 'big brother or big sister' type. You operate best when you follow your feelings and sense of compassion, and allow yourself to be sensitive to the needs of others. You work well with people, and have the potential to inspire. This suggests that you could successfully teach or counsel. Creative ability, imagination and artistic talent (often latent) of the highest order are present in this expression. It's possible that you're not using or developing all of these capabilities at this time. Some of your talents may have been used at an earlier time in your life, and some may still be latent. Be aware of your capabilities, so that you can make use of them at appropriate times.

If you are able to achieve the potential of your natural expression in this life, you are capable of much human understanding and have a lot to give to others. Your personal ambitions are likely to be maintained in a very positive perspective, never losing sight of an interest in people, and a sympathetic, tolerant, broad-minded and compassionate point of view. You are quite idealistic, and disappointed at the lack of perfection in the world. You have a strong awareness of your own feeling as well as those of others. Friendships, affection, and love are extremely important.

Undeveloped or ignored, the negative side of the 9 expression can be very selfish and self-centered. If you do not actively involve yourself with work that benefits others, you may tend to express just the opposite characteristics. It is your role to be very involved with other people and their needs, but it may be difficult for you achieve this role. Aloofness, lack of involvement, and a lack of sensitivity mark the low road of this expression.

Your Soul Urge number is: 11

A Soul Urge number of 11 means:
With the 11 Soul Urge, much of your thinking and interests relate to the abstract, the spiritual, and utopian dreams. You are motivated toward idealistic concepts, and the sharing of your ideas and concepts with humanity. This number is not one that is giving in a material or a practical sense, but rather one who desires to help mankind with a more abstract commodity such as religion, spiritualism, occult studies, or even psychic abilities.

If you possess the positive 11 Soul Urge traits, you have a dream of the perfect world; you are highly idealistic and inspirational. Your inner strength and devotion to your beliefs are extremely strong. You have a very good mind that is especially well equipped to handle the higher, more abstract forms of thought.

If there is an excess of 11 energy in your makeup, you may possess some the negative 11 traits. There is a tendency for the 11 to produce considerable amounts of nervous tension which is bought on by a very high level of awareness. You may be too sensitive and overly emotional. In some cases, these sensitivities and emotions are quite repressed, and this tends to add even more to the sense of nervousness in the makeup.

The strong 11 is not a very practical person because of the extreme idealism; often, there is a degree of self-deception present. There is usually a rather fixed idea of right and wrong held by those showing strong 11 traits, and with this very often is a resulting attitude of inflexibility.

Your Inner Dream number is: 7

An Inner Dream number of 7 means:
You dream of having the opportunity to read, study, and shut yourself off from worldly distractions. You can see yourself as a teacher, mystic, or ecclesiastic, spending your life in the pursuit of knowledge and learning.

~Get your own Name Numerology~

Fun info about my birthday!

Hahaha... anlapit na ng bday ko... Eto ang info kung ano ang happenings sa biday ko. Wehehehe.
26 October 1987

Your date of conception was on or about 2 February 1987 which was a Monday.

You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
Your Life path number is 7.

Your fortune cookie reads:
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2447094.5.
The golden number for 1987 is 12.
The epact number for 1987 is 0.
The year 1987 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/29/1987 and ending 2/16/1988.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Rabbit.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Snake; your plant is Thistle.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Tyby, the first month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 3 Heshvan 5748.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 4 Heshvan 5748.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.14.8.10 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 14 tun 8 uinal 10 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Monday, 3 Rabi'u'l-Avval 1408 (1408-3-3).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 19 April 1987.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 19 April 1987.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 4 March 1987.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 7 June 1987.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 14 June 1987.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 24 September 1987.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 14 April 1987.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 3 March 1987.
 
As of 7/24/2008 2:53:05 AM EDT
You are 20 years old.
You are 249 months old.
You are 1,082 weeks old.
You are 7,577 days old.
You are 181,850 hours old.
You are 10,911,053 minutes old.
You are 654,663,185 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Jon Heder (1977)Cary Elwes (1962)Lauren Tewes (1954)
Hillary Rodham Clinton (1947)Pat Sajak (1947)Jaclyn Smith (1947)
Bob Hoskins (1942)Jackie Coogan (1914)Mahalia Jackson (1911)

Top songs of 1987
Faith by George MichaelLivin' On a Prayer by Bon Jovi
Alone by HeartWith or Without You by U2
La Bamba by Los LobosI Wanna Dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by StarshipI Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by U2
Didn't We Almost Have It All by Whitney HoustonI Knew You Were Waiting by Aretha Franklin & George Michael

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 2.96555772994129 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

Your lucky day is Tuesday.
Your lucky number is 9 & 11.
Your ruling planet(s) is Mars & Pluto.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Taurus.
Your opposition number(s) is 6.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 94 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 21 candles.

Those 21 candles produce 21 BTUs,
or 5,292 calories of heat (that's only 5.2920 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.40 US ounces of water with that many candles.  

In 1987 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1987 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1987 in the US there were 2,421,000 marriages (9.9%) and 1,157,000 divorces (4.8%)
In 1987 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1987 the population of Australia was approximately 16,394,641.
In 1987 there were approximately 243,959 births in Australia.
In 1987 in Australia there were approximately 114,113 marriages and 39,725 divorces.
In 1987 in Australia there were approximately 117,321 deaths.


Your birthstone is Tourmaline

The Mystical properties of Tourmaline

Pink Tourmaline promotes female balance and protection. Green Toumaline promotes male balance.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Opal, Jasper

Your birth tree is
Walnut Tree, the Passion

Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.


There are 154 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 167 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were born was waxing crescent.

Desiderata or "Things to be Desired"

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;

you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.


Max Ehrmann

Taken from The Hermitage